Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds.
Whaaaaa
(via refinedthroughhope)
me: *pretty much constantly about to cry*
friend: are you ok?
me: of course I am!! I'm 100% fine, how about you? if you need anyone to talk to, I'm here for you!!!!!!
I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.
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i work at a movie theater and yesterday i misspoke and asked someone if they wanted butter on their ice
best part of which was that they turned to the person accompanying them and repeated “do you want butter on your ice” and DID NOT REALIZE
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